4/17 Post-Redneck Toothpaste

Not even a three hour nap could really erase this wicked stomach ache (probably from that god-awful pink stuff). Read more of The Sirens of Titan and tried to do as little moving as possible. No drinks. No, siree, the past few days have been quite enough. It's high time for a short break. At least it can be enumerated how hip I am, at least compared to the rest of the sloven masses down here.

Drink Count: 0

I think this picture really sums up the general attitude of today: