10/11 Explosm

Great out-of-context lines from today's online comics:

"I've never wanted to be able to pee standing up more in my entire life."

"It was like teabagging a bear cub in front of its mother."

"Lord God, can a decent man get his drunk on up in Heaven?"

"Didn't Winnie The Pooh get in a similar situation?"

"Oh thank God. I thought you said urethral injection."

Up next: A snap review of that 'The Fray' album that had the pretty cool song that was on Gray's Anatomy or The O.C. or some shit:

"The Fray is like Train meets Something Corporate with a touch of Augustana... in a bad way-- blase piano-pop-rock with nothing but the occasional good line or decent piano melody to break the monotony of 'meh'.

I made $23 dollars today for getting angry at Asians. See? Racism has its benefits. I also got together a first draft of Lynchpin that I wouldn't commit Harry Carey over. Two drafts from now it should be ready to throw at the class.

And I'm trying a new brand of boxed wine-- Coolabah's wonderful "Dry Red". It is dry, and it's kind of red, so they don't lie too much. And it had 3% more alcohol than the 'fruity white' so we're rolling with it. Back to listening to musics and watching MacGyver (after Danger Mouse, of course!)

Drink Count: 5