10/9 Hallowhat?

It's time to start thinking about Halloween costumes, and I've been combing the internets and the contents of my imagination for a good (and appropriate for the crowd) costume. After perusing pederast priests, dead Amish school girls, used condoms, gay condoms, broken condoms, abortions, and a blow-up doll sucking you off while in a Dracula costume ("Down For The Count" haha) I found my vote for the most tasteless (and hilarious) Halloween costume of the past couple years.

Remember that Hurricane Katrina looter?First of all, anything involving a white guy in blackface is guaranteed to be offensive, but disrespecting the tragedy that left millions dead, injured or homeless at the same? The only thing that could beat it would have been Halloween 2001 going to parties as the World Trade Center, complete with flames and people leaping from the windows (I do have a picture of that, it's just too small to post here). Sadly, every year that passes makes this costume less relevant and funny, but for Halloween 2006, it had to be the best.

No decisions yet, but The Marco and I will come up with something good. In the meantime, I didn't write a shit bit yesterday (drank too much) so I pulled a sober one today and got a heaping bit done-- I may actually have Lynchpin ready to workshop next week-- and after wrasslin' two paragraphs of my proposal for an hour and a half, I've gotten that mostly polished, meaning that all I need to do is polish up The Zoo Story and finish A Song To Pass The Time (these aren't real titles, just what I call the scenes for the excerpt) and polish it up and I am D-U-N with that class.

Drink Count: 0 (O RLY?)

Oh yeah, what the hell is this?