Quote of the day: "Good. Now go do the walk of shame and pick your dress up off my floor."
You may now officially add cooking on the "barbie" to the list of my amazing abilities-- behind writing, prolific love-making, and taming land sea-lions. I did one bang-up novice job of burning dead animals to a palatable level. Daylight savings fucked me up though and I thought I had slept until 1:30pm, but by 3:00 I was pleased enough with my progress on the gossip story (hereafter known as World Affairs) to crack into the brandy. However, cooking supplanted drinking and even picking it up again long after dinner (and an amazing desert compliments of Erin) there was no chance for even a slight drunk so I gave up and had water instead and watched School of Rock and Super Size Me. AND I received the most awesome handwritten apology card from Megan for her drunken behavior last night. She said demons took control of her. I'm going to keep it forever. Public holiday tomorrow, but guess who still has to go to class? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!! No rest for the endlessly rested, I guess.
Drink Count: 4
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