#9. "The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."
First note to self: Never tell people that you pee in the shower-- they just wouldn't understand. Second note to self: Running sucks. It sucks a lot. If you hadn't been able to guess, I went running this morning-- with a slight hangover no less. I made it about ten minutes and then had to do a shuffling jog/walk the rest of the way, with one break to lay down on the ground and curse my mother for giving birth to me. It sucked.
That being said, I'm going to try again Monday or Tuesday. I'm a masochist at heart, and hurting myself with exercise is probably better in the long run than, whiskey, women, crystal meth or Graziano's. Also, it gives me the perfect excuse to not do anything the rest of the day, and accordingly, the remainder of today was spent reading, listening to Eminem and the Beatles, finishing Kait's mixtape, watching Casablanca for the first time (holy shit it's good!) and drinking this not-so-lovely "Traditional Dry Red Claret".
Drink Count: 8
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I really dig the 80s shades in the hair. Very sexy, in a Flashdance sort of way. I can't say the same for scene whore.
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