UniBar Jack & Cokes with our new class addition, to whom Martina divulged far more information than I would have liked. But the new girl seems smart and funny, so I'm pleased. Then Sophie and I got the most delicious pizza ever made-- chicken and asparagus-- and I ate enough to put me in a dead-to-the-world mini-coma which rendered unable to do anything but slump in my chair and listen to Hindu Love Gods and Bob Marley.
Drink Count: 7
New Installment!!!!
Top 20 Worst Album Covers Of All Time!
#20:
I don't know who or what this is, so all I can say is: 1) nice 'stache, 2) kickin' mutton-chops, Chester A. Arthur would be envious, and 3) his hair blends into the fake-wood wall behind him, obviously from a trailer park. I won't even touch the suit. I don't think women would either, even in 1978...
Wait, By Request Only? Who asked this putz to sing? Though I suppose it couldn't be worse than this guy, one of Martina's ex-lovers (I'm not joking-- we went on a drunk googling spree Friday; yay internets!) She will never live down sleeping with a lounge singer who says in his official bio: "Fluent in French and Italian, capable of flirting in Spanish and Portugese..."
As if anyone could stand the very sound of Portugese... please!
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